windows-vriska:

FINALLY WE’RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS

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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

cosplay-in-the-usa:

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zjemptv:

petition to replace calpernia addams with lee pace as calpernia addams

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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Anonymous asked: Yo, White Supremacists have killed more Americans domestically in the last 13 years than Islamic terrorists. Clearly this means airports are gonna start screening white people primarily right?

yoisthisracist:

It doesn’t, our “national security” apparatus is a racist joke.

Anonymous asked: Do you really believe that Marxism could happen in the United States? Also, do you actually ever see that happening in your lifetime?

I espouse marxist philosophy, but that’s not the same as believing a marxist utopia is in my future. I don’t know what will happen in the United States during my lifetime, but I think that a movement toward more social and financial equality would be an improvement on the current state of affairs.

raavynndigital:

ashliebryn:

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LUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thoguht that tattoo was a tiny drowning woman. I was very worried about her.

raavynndigital:

ashliebryn:

edit

LUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thoguht that tattoo was a tiny drowning woman. I was very worried about her.

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

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